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About Me!

Hi. My name is Spot the Elusive Dinosaur...

I'm one of Marty's Sock Puppet Portraits (though I sort of resent the possessive implication...). You can buy them on the Etsy!

SONGS I WROTE
Check out my ukulele songs! More coming!
Last of My Kind 

Two Birds

BIO STUFF
Anyways, I was born a little more than 65 million years ago. At the time, I was awesome at hiding. This is still true. Often while hiding, I would fall asleep (the doctors these days call it 'narcolepsy'. Back then I was just known as a lazy dinosaur...). Again, still true.

To recap: 65 million years ago I was hiding, fell asleep, and when I woke up there were no more dinosaurs (aka no one to hang out with...), just a bunch of humans using Facespace and Mybook....

Mine is a lonely disposition in this universe, and, despite a perceived lack of any kind of working hands or arms, I've decided to take up what you humans call the "ukulele" and sing about it... I even named my ukulele "Fossil"! Maybe I should give it its own profile page?

HOBBIES
I like to watch and study birds. It's like hanging out with your long lost cousins. 

I also particularly like VHS tapes of nature specials from the 1980s, as well as toys from that same era that resemble birds, or even robot-style dinosaurs like those cool dinosaur transformers. ....

FAVORITE FOOD
I recently decided to stop eating meat and become a vegetarian, mostly because I like birds too much, and other meat reminds me of my friends who are...no longer around... Have you ever hung out with a cow?

I recently found some awesome Vegan cheesecake in NYC's Chinatown!

Band Members
Just me, Spot, and my good ole uke, Fossil.

Musical Influences
J. Mascis, John Williams' Score to Jurassic Park, The Moldy Peaches

Sounds Like
If a dinosaur were to have been forgotten for 65 million years, woken up, gotten depressed about where all of his friends went, and then wrote some songs about it, I'd like to think it would sound like me. It most certainly does NOT sound like DENVER the LAST DINOSAUR, that disturbing load of upsetting-ness. Seriously, this guy Denver is just messed up and delusional. I met him. Not only is he NOT the LAST dinosaur, he definitely isn't even a dinosaur. I think he might be a dude, or a dude whose Mom is an ostrich or something. It's actually pretty sad. I recommend not talking to him at a bar. Avoid.

Here is my Olde School Myspace band Page

You can also be my friend on Facebook!



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At 3:07pm on January 25, 2012, Auntie Nanaface said…

Such a sweet and sad song, my dear. We truly must jam some time.

At 4:08pm on January 25, 2012, Herb Bloomquist said…

I would certainly go bird watching with you!

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